Monday, November 25
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Milk Doesn’t Do a Blonde Good – Q: Did you hear about the blonde who…
Blonde Tap Dancer – Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?A: She fell in…
Hostage Escape Tactics – A blonde and a redhead are taken hostage by terrorists. The…
Blonde Invention – Q: What invention did a blonde come up with that didn’t pass…
Blondes and Gas Stations – Q: Where does a blonde fill up at the gas…
Blondes and Basketball – Q: Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan?A: Because…
Statues Come to Life – Two statues, male and female, faced each other in the…
Jack and Jill II – Jack and Jill Went up the hill To smoke some…
God-given Legs – Why did God give women legs? So they don’t leave a trail…
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Penis Requests a Raise – I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for…
Cartoon Animal Infidelity – Q: What happened when Snoopy found out his girl cheated on…
Daddy Gave a Mommy a Big Clock – One of the women with whom I…
Sliding Doors – How are a blonde’s legs like automatic doors? You walk toward them…
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