Monday, November 25
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Flat… Paper – Yo’ Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Boomerang – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she threw…
Helen Keller Driving – Q: Why can’t Helen Keller drive?A: She’s a woman.
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Batman – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she threw a…
The Stick – ”Did you ever find the guy?” ”What guy?” ”The guy who beat…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… TV – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, the only thing…
There was a little boy and a little girl … – A little boy and…
Two Guns Gonzales – A man walks into a bar one day and asks the…
What is red and green? – What is red and green and goes 100 miles…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Almond Joy – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her mouth…
Blondes at Sea – What do you call nine blondes in the ocean? An air…
Preparing for Your Mammogram – Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there…
Bunnies and Carrots – Q: What’s invisible and smells like carrots??? A: Bunny farts!
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