Tuesday, March 4
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Blonde in the Mirror – Two blondes finds a mirror on the sidewalk.The first blonde…
Yo mama’s so fat… Godzilla tried – Yo mama’s so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k…
Yo mama’s…Kidnappers – Yo Mama is so ugly when she was kidnapped her mother sent…
Yo Mama’s So Fat… Pigs – Yo mama’s so fat, her ass looks like two…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Dental Floss – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she uses…
Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Honest Senator – Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest…
The Midget – Did you hear about the midget that went into the whorehouse? He…
Talking Out of Your Ass – If I wanted to hear from an asshole I…
Girl on Tracks – One evening, a man goes home after an unsuccessful night looking…
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