Sunday, November 24
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Trippin’ – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, when she tripped…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Phone Book – Yo’ Mama is like a telephone book: available…
Yo Mama’s Groteque Obesity – Yo mama’s so fat, when she farted pluto’s ice caps…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Dollar – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she steps on…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Orange Juice Carton – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Beware – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, the sign in…
Brown Military – Q: What’s brown and in the military?A: Gomer’s pile.
Yo’ Mama… Red Lobster – Yo’ Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Ribbed Condom – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought…
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