Tuesday, March 4
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Subway – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought Subway…
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly – One night, George W. Bush is…
Earth Shaking – A fat man is dancing at a disco, and he is approached…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Baboon – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she’s going to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Coma – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she took a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Brushing – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she brushes her…
Witches’ Broomsticks – Q: Why don’t witches wear undies?A: To get a better grip on…
Farting into the Great Beyond – Your fart’s so loud, astronauts in space mistook your…
Loose Women – There were three women sitting at a bar, talking about how loose…
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