Friday, February 28
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Sleep Shifts – Yo’ Mama is so fat, her body…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Rehab – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she had to…
Blonde Welfare – Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?A: She wanted to…
God’s Creation – Q: What is the best thing God ever created?A: The vagina.Q: What…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Needle – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she couldn’t find…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Trash – Yo’ Mama is so stanky, when she walks…
We’re Studying Hard – Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why…
Visiting Grandma – Mommy, mommy, I don’t want to visit grandma today!"Shut up and keep…
Limerick: Man from Peru – There was a young man from Peru Who fell asleep…
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