Wednesday, April 9
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Tidal Wave – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Army – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she joined…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Fruit Loop – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she can…
Lawyers Love Sushi – Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to…
Comeback – I’d have a comeback for that, but all my come’s backed up in…
Why Women Don’t Need Driver’s Licenses – Why don’t women need driver’s licenses? Because there…
The Day Owl and The Night Cat – In the year 3000, animals rule the…
Two brunettes and a blonde… – Two brunettes and a blonde are attempting to fix…
Elephant Tampon – Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.
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