Sunday, November 24
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
A Hole in the Head – Why does a man’s penis have a hole in…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Drain – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she wears waders…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Richard Simmons – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she makes…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Richter Scale – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she measures…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Laptop – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she broke both…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Missing Navel – Yo’ Mama is so fat, they sent…
Condom Recycling – Q: How do you recycle a condom?A: Turn it inside out and…
Two Spoons – At a restaurant, one of the customers notices that all of the…
Well-Endowed Queen – What do you call a gay guy with a sixteen-inch dick? A…
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