Sunday, November 24
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Knock-Knock Blonde – Q: Why can’t you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?A: Because they leave to…
Blonde’s Tricycle – Q: How do you recognize a blonde’s tricycle?A: It’s the one with…
Busy Redneck – Q: What do you call a redneck with a pig under one…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Drive-By – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she got stabbed…
Waisted – What do you call the space between a woman’s breasts and her vagina?…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Doggie Style – Yo’ Mama is so skanky, when yo’…
The Amazing Health Computer – One day, Jeffrey complained to his friend, "My elbow really…
Walks Into a Bar… The Ballerina – A good looking woman walks into a bar…
Connection Between Star Trek and TP – Q: What”s the connection between The Star Trek…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Haul Ass – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
Walks Into a Bar… Seeing-Eye Dog – A blind man walks into a bar with…
Superhero Booty Call… Tingling – Something’s tingling, and it’s not my spider-sense.
The Blind Guy Polemic – An almost blind guy walked into a sexy lingerie shop…
Geek Booty Call… Visceral – Your appendages are more visceral than ten Dario Argento films.
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