Tuesday, March 4
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is so Ugly… Cigarette Butts – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, I’ve seen…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Bronzer – Yo’ Mama’s so fat, she doesn’t use bronzer…
You’ll Be So Fat…Full Sweaters – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving, instead of belly…
Lazy Lesbians – Q: Why are lesbians so lazy?A: They don’t do dick and they…
Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein … – Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein and…
Men and Lava Lamps – Q: How are men like lava lamps?A: They’re fun to…
Leper and Prostitute – Q: What did the leper say the the prostitute? A: Keep…
The Cannibals Eat Out – Two cannibals just got their hands on a corpse. One…
Guess My Age – A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday.…
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