Tuesday, March 4
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Walks Into a Bar… Jets Fan – A guy walks into a bar with his…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Monkey Poop – Yo’ Mama is so stanky, monkeys throw…
Blonde Arrow – Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into…
Blonde With ESP and PMS – Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP…
Blonde Brain – Q: How do you make a blonde’s brain the size of a…
So Blonde… Blood Test – She is so blonde, she studied for a blood test.
Tarzan Sees Elephants – Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?A:…
Fish Market – One day there was a blind man walking down the street and…
Walks Into a Bar… Leprechaun Pee – A leprechaun walks into a bar. After several…
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Walks Into a Bar… Monkey Eats Everything – A guy walks into a bar with…
Hole in One – There was an American man that had an meeting in France.…
Weiner Eater – What has 100 teeth and eats weiners? A zipper!
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