Sunday, November 24
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
So Blonde… Thesaurus – She is so blonde, she thinks a thesaurus is a dinosaur.
Yo’ Mama vs. A Chicken – Q: What’s the difference between Yo’ Mama and a…
One-Armed Blonde – Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?A:…
Blonde vs. Crime Rate – Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that…
Blonde and a Pig – A blonde walks down the street with a pig under…
What do you call a blond with half a brain? – What do you call…
Bloody Mary – What’s grosser than gross? A bloody mary with curly, brittle hairs in…
This Joke is Bananas! – Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator? A:…
Inventor’s Delight – A man had an idea that could make him rich. After it…
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Lego my Legolas – Q: What Does Legolas feed his horse? A: Elf-elf-a
Dog Dancer – Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers?A: They have two left feet.
Alien Abduction – Harry, Bill and Steve are sitting at the corner bar, when Ted…
Land Of Milk And Honey – A blonde heard that milk baths would make you…
Confucious Say…Peanutbutter – Confucious say: ”Man with dick in peanutbutter jar is fucking nuts.”
Manchester United Fans and Light Bulbs – Q: How many Manchester United fans does it…
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