Sunday, November 24
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Blondes and Gas Stations – Q: Where does a blonde fill up at the gas…
Blondes and Basketball – Q: Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan?A: Because…
Inconvenient Flowers – A blonde and a brunette walk past a flower shop and see…
Signs You’re Logged On to a Redneck’s Computer – — The keyboard is camouflaged.– The…
Lucky Breaks & Crying Shames – Q: What is the definition of a "lucky break"?A:…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Safe Sex – Yo’ Mama is so skanky, her idea…
Trapped Inside a Whale – What do you if you’re trapped inside a whale? Run…
Cosmetic Walk – Q: Why does the cosmetics salesgirl walk funny?A: Her lips stick.
Underbite – How can you tell if you have an underbite? You’re eating p***y and…
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