Sunday, November 24
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Monster Truck – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she got…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Telephone Pole – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she has…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Last Supper – Yo’ Mama is so old, she was…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Imaginary Friend – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her imaginary…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Kickstand – Yo’ Mama is so poor, her car came…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Dealer – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she’s got more…
What’s green and smells like … – What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger
Guess My Age – A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday.…
Magic Fingers – While watching TV with his wife, a man tosses peanuts into the…
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Oprah and Airport Security – Q: Did you hear why Rosie O’Donnell got arrested?A: Airport…
Love & Basketball – What’s the difference between basketball and sex? In basketball you dribble…
Monica’s Vote – Q: Why is Monica Lewinsky voting Republican in the next election?A: Because…
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