Monday, January 6
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Rotation – Yo’ Mama is so fat, yo’ daddy only…
Safe Sex Lawyers – Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?A: Their personalities.
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Window Shopping – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she can’t…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Pillowcases – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses pillowcases…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Easter – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, her parents let…
Catfish and Lawyers – Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: One’s…
The Cork – A guy in the locker room saw another guy with a piece…
Mexican Restaurant Specialty – A couple goes to Mexico City on vacation and eats at…
Gay Sperm – Q: What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?A:…
More Jokes
The Power of God Can’t Raise Your Load – One Sunday afternoon an older couple…
Robot Booty Call… Beep – At the sound of the beep, I can pleasure you…
Corporate Booty Call… Corner Office – Let’s discuss my raise in your corner office.
Analysis of the ”F” Word – Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words…
Clown Booty Call… Pie – Wanna throw your pie in my face? Honk honk!
Pirate Booty Call… Swab – I’d sure like to swab yer poop deck, lassie! Yar!
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