Sunday, November 24
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Keira Knightley Doesn’t Exist – Q: How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn’t exist?A:…
Californians & Granola Bars – Q: How is California like a granola bar?A: They both…
Yo mama’s So Fat – Yo’ mama so fat, that when she wears a yellow…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Second Mortgage – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she had…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Cucumber – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she put a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Ice Cubes – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she needs…
Foot-Long Carrot – Two women are digging in the garden. One pulls out a foot-…
Leper Poker Game – Q: Did you hear about the leper poker game?A: One guy…
Scratchy Lottery – A couple walked into the supermarket. They looked confused, so a clerk…
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