Tuesday, March 4
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Perspective – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, you need to…
Human Race – As an outside observer, what do you think of the human race?
Yo’ Mama Is So Ghetto… Rims – Yo’ Mama is so ghetto, her rims cost…
Yo mama’s So Old…Act Your Age – Yo’ mama so old, I told her to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Pictures – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the only pictures…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Tide – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn’t…
Equal Opportunity Gas – Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them,…
Gay Dinosaur – Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Megasoreass.
What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging… – What is funnier than a zombie…
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