Sunday, November 24
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Almost Famous – "You remind me of a famous movie star." "Really? Which one?" "Lassie."
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Shotgun – Yo’ Mama is like a shotgun: one cock, and…
Lawyer-Client Relations – Q: Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having…
Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Butter – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so yellow, I can’t believe it’s…
Insults – You have "mint" breath. Mint to brush your teeth and forgot!
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Pay Per View – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Farts – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she farts,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Ribbed Condom – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought…
A Little Cannibalism Humor, Folks – Did you hear the one about the cannibal who…
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Yo Mama…Polite – Yo mama’s so polite, she once held the door for a week!
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