Saturday, January 4
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Garbage Can – Yo’ Mama is so poor, I sat…
Irish Lamppost – Q: Did you hear about the Irish lamppost?A: It peed on the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Wu-tang – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thinks the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Both Sides – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she falls…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Cheeseburger – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she smiles,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Sits Around – Yo’ Mama is so fat, that when…
Mouse Droppings – An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse. Three…
The Aggie, the Longhorn, and the Goat – An Aggie and a Longhorn had just…
Camoflauge Clothing – There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle…
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