Sunday, November 24
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Bald… Rollers – Yo’ Mama is so bald, she has to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Underwear – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when she farts,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Mayonnaise – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she puts mayonnaise…
Yo Mama…Sorry – Yo mama’s so sorry she missed your birthday last week, she bought…
Jackass – Q. Have you ever seen a jackass wrapped in plastic? A. Show me…
Yo’ Mama Is So Bald… Rub – Yo’ Mama is so bald, when you rub…
White Stuff in Bird Poop – Q: Do you know what the white stuff in…
Walks Into a Bar… Taxidermy – A Yankee walks into a bar in Alabama and…
Sharper Than a Ginsu – What is the sharpest thing in the world? A Fart.…
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