Monday, March 3
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Marble – You’re as sharp as a marble.
Law School Graduation Gift – Q: What do you buy a friend graduating from law…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Penguin – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she set a…
You’re So Fat…Shade – You’re so fat, you could sell shade.
Yo’ Mama’s Breath… Tongue – Yo’ Mama’s breath is so stanky, it’s like her tongue…
Yo’ Mama Is So Hairy… Velcro – Yo’ Mama is so hairy, she’s suing the…
Hunting Trip – Bill and Bob go on a hunting trip. At night in their…
Corpsalicious! – One day a medical professor and his class were standing over a corpse…
Girls Playing Hockey – Why can’t girls play hockey? Because their pads can’t last three…
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