Sunday, November 24
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
You’re So Ugly… Drunk – You’re so ugly, Yo’ Mama had to be drunk to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… I.O.U. – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, God put an…
Male Grapes and Female Wine – Men are like a fine grape:– They are best…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Window Seat – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she didn’t…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Fax – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Flat… Paper – Yo’ Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.
Gross, Grosser, Grossest – What’s grosser than gross? Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon.…
The Blonde and Car Maintenance – A blonde buys a used sports car. However, during…
Hand Me Downs – Q: What do you say to a man with five penises?…
More Jokes
Viking Booty Call… Lips – Mmmmm… your lips taste like salted fish.
Corporate Booty Call… Actionable – There’s something actionable in your pants.
In the Groove – A hippie saunters into an urban Bar & Grill and orders…
Women and Bowling – Q: Why do women prefer sex over bowling?A: Because the balls…
Lepechaun at Augusta – One day, a man was golfing when he hit his ball…
Astronaut Booty Call… Uranus – My mission? A straight shot to Uranus.
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