Monday, March 3
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Bald… Shower – Yo’ Mama is so bald, she gets brainwashed…
Yo’ Mama Is So Uptight… Coal – Yo’ Mama is so uptight, she could stick…
What Not to Say in the Workplace – — I’ll try being nicer if you’ll…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Dead Sea – Yo’ Mama is so old, she calls…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Suicide – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she tried to…
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Chips and Dip – Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl?…
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