Friday, April 4
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Chocolate Milk – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she bleeds…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Family Tree – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she broke…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Roll – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she can roll…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Roll Over – Yo’ Mama is so fat, after she…
You’ll Be So Fat…Ironing – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving you’ll have to iron…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Jeans – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she gets runs…
Girls Playing Hockey – Why can’t girls play hockey? Because their pads can’t last three…
Depressed Proctologist – Q: Did you hear about the depressed proctologist?A: He’s been feeling down…
Baldy Pants – Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets? So he…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Uptight… Coal – Yo’ Mama is so uptight, she could stick…
Psalm of Bush – Bush is my shepherd I shall not lie He leadeth me…
Classic Booty Call… Meat – If this place is a meat market, you are the…
The New Recruit – A man joins the navy and is shipped out immediately to…
Contractor Booty Call… Mud Jacking – Come on, I’m tired of mud jacking alone.
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