Friday, November 22
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Voting – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she votes in…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Laps – Yo’ Mama is so fat, I take laps…
You’ll Be So Fat…License Plates – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving you’ll need license…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Snowshoes – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she has to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Ride the Waves – Yo’ Mama is so fat, every…
Oprah and Airport Security – Q: Did you hear why Rosie O’Donnell got arrested?A: Airport…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Spatula – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles…
Forever Plaid – The proprietor of an adult store steps out to run a few…
The Blind Guy Polemic – An almost blind guy walked into a sexy lingerie shop…
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