Thursday, January 23
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Lawnmower – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she shaves with…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Lipstick – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she puts on…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Bungee – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she went…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… High-Five – Yo’ Mama so fat, I can stand on…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Sex Wave – Yo’ Mama is so fat, you have…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Redwoods – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses California…
Pretty Hair – A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one…
The Day Owl and The Night Cat – In the year 3000, animals rule the…
Fly Off The Toilet – Why did the fly fall off the toilet? It got…
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