Monday, March 3
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Lawnmower – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she shaves with…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Lipstick – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she puts on…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Bungee – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she went…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… High-Five – Yo’ Mama so fat, I can stand on…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Sex Wave – Yo’ Mama is so fat, you have…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Redwoods – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses California…
Gay Dinosaur – Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Megasoreass.
Rejected Greeting Card — Sorry – I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was…
Dirty Hot Dog Trick – Two drunks realize that they are sobering up and only…
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Cross the Road… Little Cow – Q: Why did the calf cross the road?A: To…
Nuts and Bolts – Q: What did the nut say to the bolt?A: Screw me.
Lazy Lesbians – Q: Why are lesbians so lazy?A: They don’t do dick and they…
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