Wednesday, January 1
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Fruit Punch – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Bananas – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, kids at the…
Why PMS? – Q: Why do they call it PMS?A: Because Mad Cow Disease was…
Lawyer and Sperm – Q: What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?A:…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ghetto… Cornbread – Yo’ Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake…
Born Loser Defined – Q: What’s the definition of a born loser?A: A stowaway on…
Shaking Things Up – An old woman walks into a sex shop, shaking. "Sir," she…
The President’s Dog – Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot?…
Sons Devoted to Mom – Three sons left home to make their fortunes, and they…
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Two Guns Gonzales – A man walks into a bar one day and asks the…
Three Gay Men – Three gay men died, and were cremated. Their lovers happened to…
When a Fly Drops Five Inches – A fly flies back and forth over a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Bricks – Yo’ Mama’s so ugly, if ugly were bricks,…
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