Sunday, November 24
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Grand Canyon – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she fell…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Refrigerator – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Lawnmower – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she shaves with…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Lipstick – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she puts on…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Bungee – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she went…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… High-Five – Yo’ Mama so fat, I can stand on…
Yo’ Mama Is So Hairy… Butt Hair – Yo’ Mama is so hairy, she has…
Depressed Proctologist – Q: Did you hear about the depressed proctologist?A: He’s been feeling down…
Ex-Lax, Don’t Do It – Why are men like laxatives? Because they irritate the crap…
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