Saturday, December 28
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Parked Car – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she got…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Jesus – Yo’ Mama is so old, she’s got a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Mirror – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she has to…
The Four Ghosts of the White House – One night, George W. Bush is tossing…
Yo’ Mama Is So Short… Look Up – Yo’ Mama is so short, she has…
Yo’ Mama’s Breath… Teeth – Yo’ Mama’s breath is so nasty, when she burps, her…
Three’s a Crowd – A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep on…
Valentine’s Day Surprise – A young couple is out for a romantic Valentine’s Day walk…
Teacher’s Pet – On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for…
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