Monday, March 3
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Doctor – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was…
You Might Be Ghetto – You might be ghetto if your phone’s in your baby’s…
Death waits – There were three men on death row, a Brit, an American, and…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Wall – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, when she leans…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Act Her Age – Yo’ Mama is so old, when…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Animal Crackers – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, they use…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Wet Floor – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she saw…
Fifi and Maria – Two guys always catch the train to work together; one is…
Top Ten Things You Should Never Do – 10) Your mom. 9) Piss in the…
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