Monday, March 3
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
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Blonde Coffee Drinker – A blonde says to her doctor, "Each time I try to…
Blondes and Bricks – Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a brick wall?A:…
Blonde and Waitress – Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom…
Porkin’ – What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger.
The Blonde and Car Maintenance – A blonde buys a used sports car. However, during…
There she blows – Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? A: Lots…
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