Sunday, November 24
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Lawyers vs. Buffalo – Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of…
Revenge of the Blondes – Q: What is black and blue and brown, and lies…
Blonde Hears Voices – Blonde: "Doc, you’ve gotta help me. I keep hearing voices."Doc: "When…
Blonde Coffee Drinker – A blonde says to her doctor, "Each time I try to…
Blondes and Bricks – Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a brick wall?A:…
Blonde and Waitress – Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom…
There she blows – Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? A: Lots…
Comeback – I’d have a comeback for that, but all my come’s backed up in…
There was a little boy and a little girl … – A little boy and…
More Jokes
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Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy – Q: What do you get when you put…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Drive – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when I tried…
Shepherd To Shepherd – What did the one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let’s…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Slingshot – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was…
Before It Starts – A man comes home from work and sits in his recliner…
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