Monday, March 3
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Bumper Sticker Sayings – 1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. 2.…
Yo Mama’s So Fat… VCR – Yo’ mama so fat, she uses a VCR as…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Face Hurt – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, I asked…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Lollipop – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she can sit…
Yo mama’s So Stupid…Wall – Yo’ mama so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall…
Yo’ Mama vs. a Hippo – Q: What’s the difference between Yo’ Mama and a…
News for Adam and Eve – One day God came to Adam to pass on…
Men With No Arms or Legs – What do you call a man with no…
An Old Fart – A family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home. The…
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