Sunday, March 2
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Treasure – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Parachute – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she makes a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Monster Truck – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she got…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Telephone Pole – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she has…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Last Supper – Yo’ Mama is so old, she was…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Imaginary Friend – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her imaginary…
Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin’-Ha – What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat? Bone appetit!
Careful What You Wish For – A couple was golfing one day on a very,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Velcro – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, it sounds like…
More Jokes
Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Tonsils – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so yellow, her tonsils wear sunglasses.
Genealogy vs. Gynecology – Q: What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?A:…
Sex Education – A teacher was telling her students about human anatomy in a sex…
Astronaut Booty Call… Drink – It’s true, we do drink ‘tang…
Zombie Booty Call… Dropped – Pardon me, I think I may have dropped something. Oh,…
Trekkies Love: Captain Kirk’s Ears – Why can Captain Kirk hear so well? Because he…
© 2025 Jokesaz. Designed by JokesAZ.