Sunday, March 2
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
The Four Ghosts of the White House – One night, George W. Bush is tossing…
Yo’ Mama Is So Short… Look Up – Yo’ Mama is so short, she has…
Yo’ Mama’s Breath… Teeth – Yo’ Mama’s breath is so nasty, when she burps, her…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Treasure – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Parachute – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she makes a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Monster Truck – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she got…
Women Pass Less Gas – Q: Why do women pass less gas than men?A: Because…
Rhyming Riddles Are The Best – An asp in the grass is a snake, but…
Blonde Handstand – Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand? A: A…
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