Saturday, November 23
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Rotation – Yo’ Mama is so fat, yo’ daddy only…
Safe Sex Lawyers – Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?A: Their personalities.
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Window Shopping – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she can’t…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Pillowcases – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses pillowcases…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Easter – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, her parents let…
Catfish and Lawyers – Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: One’s…
God-given Legs – Why did God give women legs? So they don’t leave a trail…
Grossische Joke – What’s gross? German porn. What’s grosser than gross? People who watch it.
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Bio-Weapons – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her farts are…
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Victorian Ladies – How many Victorian ladies does it take to change a lightbulb? One…
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