Friday, December 27
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Bath – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is…
So Blonde… Airport Left – She is so blonde, when she went to the airport…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Boil Water – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she needs…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Postage Stamp – Yo’ Mama is like a postage stamp: you…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Bio-Weapons – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her farts are…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Asked to Leave – Yo’ Mama is so skanky, she…
Sex with Leprosy – What did the leper say to the blonde hooker? Keep the…
Paul Mooney: Before Jeffrey Dahmer – Before Dahmer, when white people stared at black people,…
Walks Into a Bar… Name That Drink – A guy walks into a bar and…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Bird Seed – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she steals…
Clinton, Bush and Washington… Sinking Ship – Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington…
Blonde Boobies – Why don’t blondes like to breastfeed their babies? It hurts to boil…
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