Thursday, December 26
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
You’ll Be So Fat…Cookbook – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving you’ll get turned on…
Yo’ Mama’s Cooking… Homeless – Yo’ Mama’s cooking is so bad, the homeless give it…
Eight Days of Giving – Q: What do you call a blow job that lasts…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Almond Joy – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her mouth…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Boyz II Men – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Clippers Game – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she went…
Farting Contest – A man farts in bed next to his wife.His wife asks, "What…
Chin nuts – Q: What do you call nuts on a wall? A: Wallnuts Q:…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Tampon String – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her crabs…
More Jokes
Three Guys – Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
Mexican Restaurant Specialty – A couple goes to Mexico City on vacation and eats at…
Dwarf Eskimo – What do you call a dwarf eskimo with a hard-on? A Frigid…
Mechanic Booty Call… Slot – I’m gonna need to take a look at your access…
Lucky MotherDucker – Once there was a farmer. He had two teenage sons. This farmer…
Genetic Manipulation For Good, Not Evil – What do you get when you cross a…
© 2024 Jokesaz. Designed by JokesAZ.