Saturday, November 23
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Cordless Phone – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she tripped…
Yo’ Mama Is So Short… Ladder – Yo’ Mama is so short, she had to…
I Don’t Get It – How do you keep someone stupid occupied? By telling them…
Yo Mama’s so Stank…Breath – Yo’ mama’s breath so nasty, I don’t know whether to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Mice – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she makes the…
The Secret of Women – Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured…
The Seven Dwarves Go to Rome – The seven dwarves are in Rome and they…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Underwear – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when she farts,…
Discontinued Jelly Bean Flavors – 1. Gangrene 2. New Car 3. Burn Victim 4. Dimetapp…
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