Saturday, March 1
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Elevator – Yo’ Mama is like an elevator, you push the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Barbeque Sauce – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she sweats…
Yo mama’s So Stupid…Antiques – Yo’ mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop…
And You’re Not Even Drunk – Q: What did the pollock say when he ran…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Smashed TV – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she smashed…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Low Rider – Yo’ Mama is so fat, every car…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… National Weather Agency – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the…
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Hiney Bubbles – What’s gross? Farting in the bathtub. What’s grosser than that? Catching the…
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