Friday, April 4
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Mexican Funeral – Q: What’s the slowest thing on 80 wheels?A: A Mexican funeral with…
Yo mama’s so ugly… I can @#$% – Yo Mama’s so ugly, I can fuck…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Doggie Style – Yo’ Mama is so skanky, when yo’…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Portrait Sitting – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Smoking Hams – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she smokes…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Full Sweaters – Yo’ Mama is so fat, instead lint…
The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers – Q: Why doesn’t Tigger have any friends? A: He…
Barbie’s Hygiene – Q: What does Barbie use as a tampon?A: A Tic-Tac.
Wet Cigarettes – Q: What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water?A:…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Breast Feeding – Yo’ Mama’s so old, when she breast…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Sex Wave – Yo’ Mama is so fat, you have…
The Homeless Couple and the Priest – This priest was driving to his church when…
German Currency – Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? A: Question marks.
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