Thursday, January 23
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Short… Cuff Up – Yo’ Mama is so short, she has…
Get in Line – A crowded flight is cancelled, and a frazzled agent must rebook…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Teeth – Yo’ Mama is so old, her teeth are…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Red Dress – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she wore…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Food Stamp – Yo’ Mama is so poor, her face…
St. Patrick Taunts – Three Englishmen drink in a bar and spot an Irishman in…
Driving In The Fog – Q: What’s the difference between eating p***y and driving in…
Brown Military – Q: What’s brown and in the military?A: Gomer’s pile.
The Aggie, the Longhorn, and the Goat – An Aggie and a Longhorn had just…
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