Monday, December 23
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
What do you call 88 rednecks… – What do you call 88 rednecks in an…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Jumpstart – Yo’ Mama is so skanky, her dildo came…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Vacuum Cleaner – Yo’ Mama is like a vacuum cleaner: she…
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy – 1. I’ve smoked fatter joints…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Grand Canyon – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she fell…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Refrigerator – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses the…
Old Lady Shakes – An old woman goes in to a sex shop, shaking. "Sir,"…
Grossische Joke – What’s gross? German porn. What’s grosser than gross? People who watch it.
Chilling with the Eskimo – What do eskimos get from sitting on a block of…
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