Friday, November 22
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Southern Hospitality in Flight – Two ladies, a Yankee and a Southern Belle, are sitting…
Bill O’Reilly’s Chauffeur – Bill O’Reilly and his chauffeur accidentally hit and kill a farmer’s…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Unemployment – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she gave her…
Blonde Protection – Q: What does a blonde use for protection during sex?A: A bus…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Manicure – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she gets her…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Cook Book – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she gets…
Taking Out the Garbage – Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one…
Yo mama’s so fat… Godzilla tried – Yo mama’s so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Velcro – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, it sounds like…
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