Saturday, March 1
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Orbit – Yo’ Mama is so fat, smaller fat women…
Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Gate – Yo’ Mama’s teeth are so gapped, she uses a gate…
Yo’ Mama Is So Dirty… Bath – Yo’ Mama is so dirty, she has to…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Pool Table – Yo’ Mama is like a pool table: put…
Close Enough For Government – Three young boys were fighting over whose dad was the…
Definition of Diplomacy – Q: What’s the definition of diplomacy?A: The ability to tell a…
Bed Football – An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly he…
Girls Playing Hockey – Why can’t girls play hockey? Because their pads can’t last three…
The Native American Clock – A cowboy rides in the desert and comes upon a…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Cheek – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when you tell…
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