Saturday, November 23
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Blondes and Brunettes – Q: Why did God create blondes?A: Because pets can’t bring beer…
Toothpaste Inventor – Q: How do you know that someone from West Virginia invented toothpaste?A:…
Lawyers and Walls – Q: How many lawyers does it take to build a wall?A:…
Urinalotta Trouble – Above the urinal, written on the wall: Why are you looking up…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… McDonald’s – Yo’ Mama is like McDonald’s: over 90 billion served.
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Flesh-Eating Disease – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
Dinner’s Ready! – Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law."…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Velcro – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, it sounds like…
Little Red’s Granny – Little Red Riding Hood went to her grandma’s house and found…
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The Hurt Bird and the S**t – One day a man was stuck in bumper…
Guess Who? – A guy walks into a post office one day to see a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Flesh-Eating Disease – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
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