Thursday, December 26
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… I.O.U. – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, God put an…
Male Grapes and Female Wine – Men are like a fine grape:– They are best…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Window Seat – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she didn’t…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Fax – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Flat… Paper – Yo’ Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Boomerang – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she threw…
That’s Really, Really Nasty & Practical – 3 bums were outside a bar.The first one…
Eating Out – A guy is going down on a prostitute. During the process he…
Lucky MotherDucker – Once there was a farmer. He had two teenage sons. This farmer…
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