Saturday, March 1
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Santa – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she wore a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Rainbows – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she makes rainbows…
Laughing Washing Machine – Why was the washing machine laughing? Because it was taking the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… VCR – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she bought a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Yeast – Yo’ Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Change in the Weather – Yo’ Mama is so stupid,…
Gynecologist and a Dog – Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have…
Green and Yellow – What’s green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea.
Visiting Grandma – Mommy, mommy, I don’t want to visit grandma today!"Shut up and keep…
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