Saturday, November 23
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Race Car – Yo’ Mama is like a race car: she…
Signs You’re Too Fat For Your Pants – You’ve lost the feeling below your ankles.…
Woman’s Watch – Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?A: You don’t — there’s…
Swimmimg…it’s not a sport… – Swimmimg…it’s not a sport, it’s a way to keep from…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Bathroom – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she got locked…
Men Are Like Toilets – Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full…
Very Robust Zacklies – "Where did you get those zacklies?" "Zacklies?" "Yeah, your breath smells…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Ear Infection – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she gave…
Chapped Lips – One roomate said to another, “Man, this morning I woke up with…
More Jokes
Jock Booty Call… Handler – Hey babe, are you a good ball handler? High five!
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Wall – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, when she leans…
Did you know that Rita McNeil has a tatoo of … – Did you know…
Contractor Booty Call… Strength – Would you like to test my tensile strength?
The Comeback Supremo – If I wanted any lip from you, I would jiggle my…
Disco’s Dead – How did disco die? In the disco inferno.
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