Saturday, November 23
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Roll – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she can roll…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Roll Over – Yo’ Mama is so fat, after she…
You’ll Be So Fat…Ironing – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving you’ll have to iron…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Jeans – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she gets runs…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Shade – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she goes to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Buffet – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she goes…
Dirt Road – Some advice for guys: When the red river’s flowin’, take the dirt…
Limerick: Man from Peru – There was a young man from Peru Who fell asleep…
Lucky MotherDucker – Once there was a farmer. He had two teenage sons. This farmer…
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A Little Voice – A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his neighbor,…
Geek Booty Call… DNA – I’d like you to look at my DNA.
Classic Booty Call… Sign – What’s your sign? I hope it’s "Yield."
Golf Lessons – A husband and wife take golf lessons at the local club.The husband…
Incontinent Vegetarian – What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
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