Saturday, March 1
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Microsoftie – Q: What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on their wedding night?A:…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Fish – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she tried to…
Lawyers vs. Vampires – Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?A: A…
Yo’ Mama Is So Short… Track & Field – Yo’ Mama is so short, she…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Food Stamps – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she ate…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Fred Flintstone – Yo’ Mama is so old, she used…
A Daring New Position – Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight? Wife: Sure.…
Gay Fake-Out – How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Boogers – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when she picks…
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