Saturday, March 1
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Satellite Dish – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she eats…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Blood Type – Yo’ Mama is so fat, her blood…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Forklift – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she visits…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… KFC – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she goes to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Halloween – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she has to…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Fast Food – Yo’ Mama is like a fast food: full…
Deaf and Dumb Kid – What did the deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?…
The Businessman’s Medical Problem – A businessman returns from the far east. After a few…
Santa’s lap – Do you know what would be sick? If you sat in Santa’s…
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