Wednesday, December 25
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Mountain – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she made the…
You’ll Be So Fat…Mountain – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving you’ll make the centerfold…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Balanced Meal – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she thinks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Ribbed Condom – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought…
A man walks out of a bar totally hammered… – A man walks out of…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Remote Control – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she took…
Rhoids – "How are your hemorrhoids?" "Swell."
Beyond Brown-Noser – Q: What’s the difference between a brown-noser and a sh*thead?A: Depth perception.
Little Girls – Why don’t little girls fart? Because they don’t have assholes until they’re…
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