Saturday, November 23
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Sizes – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she buys clothes…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Stadium Seating – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
You’ll Be So Fat…Highway Regulation – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving the highway department…
Yo’ Mama’s Cooking… Prayer – Yo’ Mama’s cooking is so bad, your family prays after…
Amish Country – You’re more confused than an Amish electrician!
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Good Side – Yo’ Mama is so fat, I had…
Dead Blonde in Closet – Q: What do you get when you find a dead…
Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin’-Ha – What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat? Bone appetit!
Still Together – One man says, "I can’t believe they are still together after all…
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Redneck Offspring – A young hillbilly always went out to the barn to beat off…
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Zombie Booty Call… Genitalia – My genitalia fell off, can I borrow yours?
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