Saturday, November 23
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Refrigerator – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Lawnmower – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she shaves with…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Lipstick – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she puts on…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Bungee – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she went…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… High-Five – Yo’ Mama so fat, I can stand on…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Sex Wave – Yo’ Mama is so fat, you have…
40′ Long and Stinky – What is 40 feet long and smells like urine? Line…
The Midget – Did you hear about the midget that went into the whorehouse? He…
Leprechaun – What’s the difference between a leprechaun and gonorrhea? One’s a cunning runt.
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Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Useless – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she’s as useless…
Bow-Legged Doe – Q: What did the bow-legged doe say?A: That’s the last time I…
That’s tacky – A pollock walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he…
Classic Booty Call… Tear – If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t…
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