Wednesday, December 25
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Flighty Blonde – Q: What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake?A:…
Cross the Road… Redneck – Q: Why did the redneck cross the road?A: He wanted…
Rocks and Women – Q: What do rocks and women have in common?A: Men skip…
Shirts Off – A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the…
A Hole in the Head – Why does a man’s penis have a hole in…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Drain – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she wears waders…
The worse thing after an orgy – What’s worse than waking up in the morning…
Inventor’s Delight – A man had an idea that could make him rich. After it…
An Old Fart – A family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home. The…
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