Saturday, March 1
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
West Virginia’s Yearly Confusion – Q: What is the most confusing day in West Virginia?A:…
Brainless Lawyers – In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:"Before you…
Feel Like a Woman – A plane is passing through a severe storm when a…
Yo’ Mama vs. Secondhand Dartboard – Q: What’s the difference between Yo’ Mama and a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Hoe Down – Yo’ Mama is so skanky, she went…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Hippos – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the hippos at…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Boogers – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when she picks…
Anorexic vs. Cheeseburger – Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?…
Leprechaun – What’s the difference between a leprechaun and gonorrhea? One’s a cunning runt.
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Male Disorientation – Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Bends Over – Yo’ Mama is so fat that when…
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, this woman came out again,…
Little Johnny… The Mouse – Little Johnny walks into his dad’s bedroom and sees him…
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