Saturday, November 23
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Blonde Helps With Laundry – A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help…
Blonde Punctuation – Q: How would a blonde punctuate the following: "Fun fun fun worry…
Blonde and Missed Bus – She is so blonde, when she missed the 44 bus,…
Dumb Brunettes – Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes?A: Peroxide.
The Blonde Flu – A blonde walks into a doctor’s office and says, "Doc, I’m…
Blondes and Brunettes – Q: Why did God create blondes?A: Because pets can’t bring beer…
Statues Come to Life – Two statues, male and female, faced each other in the…
American Divorce – If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move…
Medical Samples – An old man and his wife went to the doctor’s office. The…
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