Tuesday, December 24
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Man and Pig? – Q: What’s the difference between a man and a pig? A:…
Elephant and Prostitute – Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with…
Blonde Helps With Laundry – A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help…
Blonde Punctuation – Q: How would a blonde punctuate the following: "Fun fun fun worry…
Blonde and Missed Bus – She is so blonde, when she missed the 44 bus,…
Dumb Brunettes – Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes?A: Peroxide.
Magic Fingers – While watching TV with his wife, a man tosses peanuts into the…
Fishin’ or Buggery? – There was this man who had a dog. Every Sunday morning…
Yo’ Mama Is So Uptight… Fart – Yo’ Mama is so uptight, when she farts,…
More Jokes
Blow The Men Down – A male whale and his mate were swimming around in…
The Vacuum Business Sucks – A vacuum salesman goes door-to-door in a new neighborhood. When…
Lawyers in Lust – Two lawyers are walking down the street, when a beautiful woman…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… 7-Eleven – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she went into…
Yo Mama… B#$%* – Yo Mama’s such a bitch, PMS cheers her up.
Soccer Booty Call… Poke – How would you feel about a toe poke? Goooaaalll!
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