Saturday, March 1
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
I Could Have Been Your Daddy – I could have been your daddy, but the…
Buried Lawyers – Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to…
Kentucky’s Virgin – Q: What do you call a virgin from Kentucky?A: An only child.
Yo Mama…Polite – Yo mama’s so polite, she once held the door for a week!
Yo’ Mama vs. Hotels – Q: What’s the difference between Yo’ Mama and a hotel?A:…
Bad Lawyer – Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?A: Senator.
An Old Fart – A family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home. The…
OSU – An Ohio State University mortician student walked into the embalming room where a…
A man at a retirement home was walking … – A man at a retirement…
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Donkey-Onion Hybrid – Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an…
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