Tuesday, December 24
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
I Don’t Get It – How do you keep someone stupid occupied? By telling them…
Yo Mama’s so Stank…Breath – Yo’ mama’s breath so nasty, I don’t know whether to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Mice – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she makes the…
The Secret of Women – Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured…
Yo’ Mama Is So Hairy… Butt Hair – Yo’ Mama is so hairy, she has…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Chef Boyardee – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she masturbates…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Hot Dogs – Yo’ Mama is so fat, the back…
Talking Out of Your Ass – If I wanted to hear from an asshole I…
Doggy Style – Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: Because he can’t make…
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