Saturday, March 1
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Woman’s Watch – Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?A: You don’t — there’s…
Swimmimg…it’s not a sport… – Swimmimg…it’s not a sport, it’s a way to keep from…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Bathroom – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she got locked…
Men Are Like Toilets – Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Drive-By – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she does a…
Yo’ Mama’s Teeth… Jail – Yo’ Mama has so many gaps in her teeth, it…
Mommy, mommy… circles – What did the dad say when his son said, ”Dad I’m…
Lucky Foo Dropping – John goes on vacation to Helopisa. Immediately, a foo bird sh*ts…
Hole in the Wall – A man took a poop in a gas station and…
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Yo mama’s So Old…Act Your Age – Yo’ mama so old, I told her to…
The Lollipop Line – An old lady approaches a police station and observes three women…
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