Saturday, November 23
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Drug Test – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she asked…
Yo’ Pops… Fat (what else?) – Yo’ daddy is so fat the only train he…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Batteries – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when her batteries…
Sharks and Lawyers – Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?A: Professional courtesy.
Skunked – A fellow always wanted to own a pet skunk, so in the dead…
The Blonde’s Special Order – Q: How does a blonde order a root beer?A: Extra…
The Cannibals Eat Out – Two cannibals just got their hands on a corpse. One…
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Elevate The Levels Of Discourse – A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are riding…
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