Thursday, November 28
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Tape – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she tried to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Antique Shop – Yo’ Mama is so old, she went…
Foot-Long Carrot – Two women are digging in the garden. One pulls out a foot-…
Yo Mama… Christmas Corner – Yo mama is so stupid, I told her Christmas was…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Bricks – Yo’ Mama’s so ugly, if ugly were bricks,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Dumb… Milkshakes – Yo’ Mama is so dumb, when God was…
Rattlesnake vs. Flaccid… – What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common?…
Always Bring the Fingers – A man working with an electric saw accidentally saws off…
The Native American Clock – A cowboy rides in the desert and comes upon a…
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