Thursday, November 28
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Suicide – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she tried to…
What’s the hardest thing about rollerblading? – Q: What’s the hardest thing about rollerblading?A: Telling…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Wake Up – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she tried…
Poppa is a Brand New Bag – Yo’ daddy’s so ugly, when he looked out…
Yo’ Mama vs. New Jeans – Q: What’s the difference between a pair of new…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Train Conductor – Yo’ Mama is so fat, it took…
Microwaves – Q: What’s brown and taps on the window? A: A baby in a…
Joystick (Ya Get It?) – What is the difference between a joystick and a man’s…
What, No Golden Goose? – A man comes home late one night, drunk. "Where have…
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