Thursday, November 28
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
How do you know if a Frenchman… – Q: How do you know if a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skanky… Sperm Bank – Yo’ Mama is so skanky, she could…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Tanning – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she goes…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Shower – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she has to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Diaphragm – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she keeps her…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Wet Patch – Yo’ Mama is so fat, I had…
A Very Hot Tub – There are four gay guys in a hot tub. A…
Broiled TP – Do you know how to cook toilet paper? Brown it on one…
Farting gay men – Two gay men are walking down the street trying to bum…
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