Friday, March 14
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Dating Yo’ Dad – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, yo’…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Johnny Cash – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… In Love – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she fell…
Twinkie Insult – I haven’t seen you run that fast since Twinkies went on sale.
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You So Fat…Scale – You are so fat, that when you step on a scale…
The Blonde and the Deodorant – The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the…
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Walking in a Doggie Wonderland – To the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland":Dog…
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