Friday, February 28
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Last Supper – Yo’ Mama is so old, she was…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Imaginary Friend – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her imaginary…
Yo’ Mama Is So Dirty… Hold Up – Yo’ Mama is so dirty, when I…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Footbath – Yo’ Mama’s so nasty, they filmed "Crocodile Dundee"…
Yo’ Mama Is So Short… Racquetball – Yo’ Mama is so short, she plays racquetball…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Spatula – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles…
Why Men Snore – Q: Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?A:…
Always Bring the Fingers – A man working with an electric saw accidentally saws off…
Ex-Lax, Don’t Do It – Why are men like laxatives? Because they irritate the crap…
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