Tuesday, December 24
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Short… Track & Field – Yo’ Mama is so short, she…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Food Stamps – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she ate…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Fred Flintstone – Yo’ Mama is so old, she used…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Bazooka – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she puts in…
Annoying Boy on Bus – A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right…
Shaving Lumberjacks – Q: Why should lumberjacks shave their legs?A: So you can tell them…
Spider Diet – What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers…
Two brunettes and a blonde… – Two brunettes and a blonde are attempting to fix…
Dragging Their Feet – Two men both drag their right foot as they walk.As they…
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