Saturday, November 23
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Hopscotch – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she plays hopscotch…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… To Be Continued – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Air Conditioning – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she waves…
Yo’ Mama Is Such a Drunk… Martinis – Yo’ Mama is such a drunk, if…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Useless – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she’s as useless…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Red Lobster – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster…
Bank Robbers – Three robbers break into a bank, but when they open the safe,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Underwear – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when she farts,…
The Unfortunate Penis – — You’ve got a hole in your head.– You always hang…
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