Friday, March 14
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama vs. NY Jets – Q: How is Yo’ Mama like the New York…
You’ll Be So Fat…Driver’s License – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving your driver’s license…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Stretch Marks – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she leaves…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ghetto… Money Clip – Yo’ Mama is so ghetto, she puts…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Dorito – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, she could hang…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Donkey – Yo’ Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the…
Gay Fake-Out – How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his…
Showers Instead of Baths – Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths?A: Pissing…
Spider Diet – What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant? Burgers…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Rice Krispies – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, not even…
Blonde’s Tricycle – Q: How do you recognize a blonde’s tricycle?A: It’s the one with…
Graveyard Salon – Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the…
Man, I Feel Like A Woman – I’m sitting on this plane, eating my dinner,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Chicken Pox – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried…
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