Wednesday, November 27
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Dumb… Fart Brains – Yo’ Mama is so dumb, if her…
Bumper Sticker Sayings – 1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. 2.…
Yo Mama’s So Fat… VCR – Yo’ mama so fat, she uses a VCR as…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Face Hurt – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, I asked…
Yo’ Mama Is So Nasty… Lollipop – Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she can sit…
Yo mama’s So Stupid…Wall – Yo’ mama so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall…
Farting His Guts Out – After nine years of marriage, a butcher’s wife is tired…
A Small Journey Through Hell – A man dies and goes to Hell. The devil…
Take ‘Em Off, Boys – A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road…
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Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Layaway – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she puts McDonald’s…
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Yo’ Mama Is Such a Drunk… Martinis – Yo’ Mama is such a drunk, if…
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