Wednesday, November 27
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Telephone Pole – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she has…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Last Supper – Yo’ Mama is so old, she was…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Imaginary Friend – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, her imaginary…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Kickstand – Yo’ Mama is so poor, her car came…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Dealer – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she’s got more…
Chicago Bears Bashing – Q: Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois?A:…
Snobby Tampons – Q: What did one tampon say to the other?A: Nothing. They were…
Christmas Cookie Dough – Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, Jill, and Billy come…
Black and White and Red All Over – What”s black, white, red all over, and…
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Contractor Booty Call… Rub – I need you to rub my sack joint.
Blondes Doing the Wave – Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdome? While…
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