Friday, March 14
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Shaving Lumberjacks – Q: Why should lumberjacks shave their legs?A: So you can tell them…
Toilet Paper Enlargement Kit – A self-conscious wife asks her husband, "Honey, are my boobs…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Space – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she can’t even…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Kickstand – Yo’ Mama is so poor, her car came…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Dealer – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she’s got more…
Chicago Bears Bashing – Q: Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois?A:…
Hot ‘n’ Heavy – One day a guy and a girl were making out in…
Beyond Brown-Noser – Q: What’s the difference between a brown-noser and a sh*thead?A: Depth perception.
Nose Detective – Q: What’s all over a clean nose?A: Fingerprints.
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