Friday, March 14
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Run-Away – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she ran…
Yo’ Mama Is So Flat… KFC Bucket – Yo’ Mama is so flat, the last…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Price Check – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she asked…
Michael Jr.: Belly Shirts – Ladies, they call this a ‘half shirt’ for a reason:…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Reality TV – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Reflection – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she looks…
Dinner’s Ready! – Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law."…
Gross, Grosser, Grossest II – What’s grosser than gross? Ten babies in one mail box.…
Discontinued Jelly Bean Flavors – 1. Gangrene 2. New Car 3. Burn Victim 4. Dimetapp…
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