Wednesday, November 27
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Two Chance Blonde – Q: Did you hear about the blonde who had two chances…
Blondes and Waterskiing – Q: Why is it so hard to teach blondes to water…
Blonde Skydiver – Q: Did you hear about the blonde skydiver?A: She missed the Earth.
Grand Theft Auto – A blonde get’s in her car and notices her steering wheel,…
Yeehaw! The Alabama Lottery! – Did you hear about the Alabama Lottery? You can win…
Plastered Lawyers – Q: How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?A: It…
Out of T.P. – A sexy lady in a bar walks up to the counter…
Three’s a Crowd – A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep on…
3 Men, 3 Wishes – Three men were trekking through the desert and came across…
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