Friday, March 14
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Mooning – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she looked out…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Sperm Bank – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she got…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Race Car – Yo’ Mama is like a race car: she…
Signs You’re Too Fat For Your Pants – You’ve lost the feeling below your ankles.…
Woman’s Watch – Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?A: You don’t — there’s…
Swimmimg…it’s not a sport… – Swimmimg…it’s not a sport, it’s a way to keep from…
Out of T.P. – A sexy lady in a bar walks up to the counter…
Eating Out – A guy is going down on a prostitute. During the process he…
That’s tacky – A pollock walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he…
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