Wednesday, November 27
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
You”re So Ugly…Drop-Off – You”re so ugly, when yo” mama dropped you off at school,…
Wake up, Stand up – A woman wakes up one morning and open the blinds.…
You’re So Small… – You’re so small you could milk a cow standing up.
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Boogers – Yo’ Mama is so poor, when she picks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Watching TV – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, it takes…
Yo’ Mama Is So Dirty… Right Guard – Yo’ Mama is so dirty, she has…
Men With No Arms or Legs – What do you call a man with no…
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Ass Hair – Yo’ Mama is like ass hair: totally useless…
Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love – What do Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love have in…
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