Friday, March 14
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Bungee – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she went…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… High-Five – Yo’ Mama so fat, I can stand on…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Sex Wave – Yo’ Mama is so fat, you have…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Redwoods – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she uses California…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Hokey Pokey – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
You’ll Be So Fat…Mayonnaise – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving you’ll put mayonnaise on…
Big Tongue – What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? Well hung.
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Hockey Player – Yo’ Mama is like a hockey player, she…
I’m Very Bullish On Milk – A farmer and a son live on a farm.…
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