Wednesday, November 27
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Boomerang – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she threw…
Helen Keller Driving – Q: Why can’t Helen Keller drive?A: She’s a woman.
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Batman – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she threw a…
The Stick – ”Did you ever find the guy?” ”What guy?” ”The guy who beat…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… TV – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, the only thing…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Nipples – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
Hamburger Helper – What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter Pounder…
Proctology, For Fun & Profit – What kind of a car does a proctologist drive?…
Dirty Meal – A guy orders spaghetti in a restaurant. In the middle of eating…
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