Friday, March 14
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Marble – You’re as sharp as a marble.
Law School Graduation Gift – Q: What do you buy a friend graduating from law…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Penguin – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she set a…
You’re So Fat…Shade – You’re so fat, you could sell shade.
Yo’ Mama’s Breath… Tongue – Yo’ Mama’s breath is so stanky, it’s like her tongue…
Yo’ Mama Is So Hairy… Velcro – Yo’ Mama is so hairy, she’s suing the…
Camoflauge Clothing – There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a battle…
Dear Diarrhea – Didja hear that diarrhea’s hereditary? Yeah, it runs in the jeans!
Yo’ Mama Is Like… Hockey Player – Yo’ Mama is like a hockey player, she…
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Social Activist Booty Call… Fight – Can you fight the power… in my pants?
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Little Johnny… Snakes and Bushes – Little Johnny walks in on his mother in the…
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