Wednesday, November 27
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Santa – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she wore a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Rainbows – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she makes rainbows…
Laughing Washing Machine – Why was the washing machine laughing? Because it was taking the…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… VCR – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she bought a…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stanky… Yeast – Yo’ Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Change in the Weather – Yo’ Mama is so stupid,…
Trapped Inside a Whale – What do you if you’re trapped inside a whale? Run…
The Army Hospital – An army major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one…
Popsicles – Q: What can popsicles do that men can’t?A: Come in five flavors.
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Blonde’s Shoes – Q: Why do blondes have “TGIF” on their shoes? A: “Toes go…
Robot Booty Call… Lost – Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost…
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