Friday, March 14
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo Mama’s So Fat… Butt – Yo Mama is so fat, her ass has it’s…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Sandbox – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Clippers Game – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she went…
James Johann: Held Back a Year – My buddy Brian had a kid a few…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Tin Can – Yo’ Mama is so poor, her bathroom…
Face 2 Face – "Hey, how’s your face feeling?" "Fine. Why?" "Because it’s killing me!"
Baldy Pants – Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets? So he…
Porkin’ – What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s finger.
Feminine Farting – Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom?…
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Here, Piggy, Piggy – An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs,…
Popularity Is A Relative Term – If Barbie is so popular, why do you have…
Air Force One Charity – Dick Cheney, President Bush and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on…
Classic Booty Call… Ticket – You must be a parking ticket, ’cause you’ve got "fine"…
Divorced Barbie – Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll?A: All Ken’s stuff.
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