Friday, March 14
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Light – Yo’ Mama is so fat, after God said,…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Voting – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she votes in…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Laps – Yo’ Mama is so fat, I take laps…
You’ll Be So Fat…License Plates – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving you’ll need license…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Snowshoes – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she has to…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Ride the Waves – Yo’ Mama is so fat, every…
A Very Hot Tub – There are four gay guys in a hot tub. A…
Fifi and Maria – Two guys always catch the train to work together; one is…
Geriatric Lovemaking – You know your grandparents are doing it when… 10. A pair of…
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