Saturday, November 23
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama… Knock Knock – Knock knock.Who’s there?Sham.Sham who?No, not Yo’ Mama.
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Doctor – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, when she was…
You Might Be Ghetto – You might be ghetto if your phone’s in your baby’s…
Death waits – There were three men on death row, a Brit, an American, and…
Yo’ Mama Is So Skinny… Wall – Yo’ Mama is so skinny, when she leans…
Yo’ Mama Is So Old… Act Her Age – Yo’ Mama is so old, when…
Prune Pizza – What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Daddy’s Toe – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she bit…
Elephant Tampon – Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A sheep.
More Jokes
Human DNA and Goats – Q: What did the farmer say when he read that…
Yo’ Mama… Sex Positions – Q: What sexual positions make the ugliest babies?A: I don’t…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Urine Test – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she couldn’t…
Overbite – Q: How can you tell if you have an overbite?A: When you’re eating…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Record – Yo’ Mama is so ugly, if ugliness was…
Daddy’s Room – One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her…
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