Tuesday, December 24
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Stupid… Masturbation – Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she thought masturbation…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Portrait Sitting – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Smoking Hams – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she smokes…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Full Sweaters – Yo’ Mama is so fat, instead lint…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Chocolate Milk – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she bleeds…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Family Tree – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she broke…
The Cannibals Eat Out – Two cannibals just got their hands on a corpse. One…
Mmmmmmmmmm… – How is a soyburger like a dildo? They”re both substitutes for meat.
Condom Recycling – Q: How do you recycle a condom?A: Turn it inside out and…
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