Friday, February 28
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Twins – Yo’ Mama is so fat, when she was…
Yo’ Mama Is So Poor… Bird Seed – Yo’ Mama is so poor, she steals…
Farting into the Great Beyond – Your fart’s so loud, astronauts in space mistook your…
Marriage Woes – — I married Miss Right — I just didn’t know her first…
Yo’ Mama Is So Ugly… Cheese Underwear – Yo’ Mama so ugly, when she wore…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Black Hole – Yo’ Mama is so fat, NASA used…
Rhoids – "How are your hemorrhoids?" "Swell."
The Amazing Health Computer – One day, Jeffrey complained to his friend, "My elbow really…
That’s tacky – A pollock walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he…
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