Saturday, February 8
Insults
When married there are 3 types of sex: at first it’s “all room” sex. Then after kids, it’s “bedroom” sex. The final stage is…
After many years of marriage, I think my wife still…
A guy in his 80s walks into a bank… …walks…
Woman Without an A**hole – Q: What do you call a woman with no a**hole?A:…
Russian Beauties – What do you call a beautiful girl in Russia? A tourist.
Drooling Drummer – Q: How can you tell if the drummer’s platform is level?A: Drool…
Yo’ Mama vs. NY Jets – Q: How is Yo’ Mama like the New York…
You’ll Be So Fat…Driver’s License – You’ll be so fat after Thanksgiving your driver’s license…
Yo’ Mama Is So Fat… Stretch Marks – Yo’ Mama is so fat, she leaves…
Parsley and Pubic Hair – Q: What do parsley and pubic hair have in common?A:…
Rump Roastin’ – Q: What did the butcher say when he backed into the meat-grinder?…
Cuz Penguins Drive Cars – It’s a really hot day and this penguin is having…
More Jokes
The Lady, the Pickle and the Mailman – There was this one lady that bought…
Three-Balled Alien – Q: What do you call an alien with three balls?A: ET, the…
Hold the Mayo – Two college roommates are about to go to bed. The guy…
Gourmet Booty Call… Infusion – There’s no refusin’ my infusion.
80s Booty Call… Gary Coleman – Call me Gary Coleman because I know all about…
Yo’ Mama Is So Tough… Half the Man – Yo’ Mama is so tough, you’ll…
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