Wednesday, March 5
God Jokes
Blonde Horses – Why did God give blondes 2% more brains than horses? So they don’t crap on the street during parades!
The Devout Catholic Woman – Maria, a devout Catholic, got…
Yoga Instructor Booty Call… Karma – Getting good karma requires…
Christmas In Heaven – Three men all die on Christmas Day, and arrive at the…
How to Sell a Bible – Three boys look for a summer job. Their preacher…
The Funky Parrot – A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere…
Blonde With ESP and PMS – Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP…
Cab Driver Goes to Heaven – A cab driver reaches the pearly gates. St. Peter…
Cab Driver’s Nun Fantasy – A nun gets into a cab, and the cab driver…
Huntin’ License – A man named Jed went hunting near the border of Alabama and…
Out of T.P. – A sexy lady in a bar walks up to the counter…
A Crappy Trait – Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary?A: Because it runs in your genes.
More Jokes
Yo’ Mama Is So Ghetto… Cornbread – Yo’ Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake…
Monkey in a Tree – Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It…
Gum – Why did God give women belly buttons? For somewhere to stash your gum…
Balcony Report – Joe and Wanda live in a small apartment in the city, which…
Bad Day Blondie – How do you know a blonde’s having a bad day? Her…
Bird vs. Fly – What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird…
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